Missed connections

Sup ya'll?

This will just be a quick update as I felt I needed to share a couple of things this morning. A lot has been going on since I last wrote and a proper update is overdue! Anyway I went to a huge party last night at Leicester Square - free booze and obscene amounts of beautiful women. And a chocolate fountain. And and and.

The point is I was looking at gumtree just now with the intention of posting a quick ad in the 'Missed connections' section, and came across some gems:


Where are you?
Date: Tuesday 28th November

You were wearing clothes and so was I. You had a face, I didn't. We met in Chumpos club, you were pretending that you hadn't seen me trying to act cool by ignoring you.
I am sure that you fell for me as I fell for you. I know you ended up calling the police, but still I think you liked me more than your statement to police made out.
If you want to meet, contact me. I don't have a computer so i'll be waiting every night in the ladies toilet of Chumpos where we first met.
See you soon.


Fat bird with moustache!
Date: Tuesday 28th November

You told me to fuck off when I said 'you stink why don't you have a wash?'
I love you....

Adder


Nun from Walkabout in Temple Saturday 25th nov
Date: Tuesday 28th November

We met briefly at Walkabout last Saturday. You were the first cute nun I've met in a bar!
I wore a big green hat, green shirt and jeans

Get in contact if you feel like it.


sexy kiwi nun who likes to drink with the all blacks
Date: Tuesday 28th November

we met in cardiff on saturday night. i really enjoyed your company and you still have my hat....
would love to catch up for 'hat handing over ceremony' and maybe a drink or two...
ali and sivi send their love


Post soon, promise!

C.